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08/24/11 @ 12:08 pm
I love The Offspring!! Come join me on Fantourage!
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08/24/11 @ 9:43 pm
17 hour bus ride = drunken nausea& bad sleep. Explosive diarrhea on ferry = kind...
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08/24/11 @ 9:47 pm
Descendants live@ Brix Acad ruled tonight. I can now happily enter drunken coma....
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08/24/11 @ 9:50 pm
Also H2O didn't suck, and Little Scotty Shiflett is a sexy rock beast. -Noodles
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08/24/11 @ 10:07 pm
Anyone google "santorum" lately? I wouldn't recommend it. -Noodles
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08/24/11 @ 10:25 pm
Just killed a giant fly in my hotel room. It wore lipstick and was as big as a h...
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08/24/11 @ 10:36 pm
Why does that nice lady on the news keep smiling at me while she talks of death...
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08/25/11 @ 12:26 pm
In one 24hour period, how many bowel movements are considered "normal?" -Noodles
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08/25/11 @ 12:44 pm
This hotel serves strong fast-acting coffee. They should stop skimping on toilet...
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08/25/11 @ 12:46 pm
Juvenile great white caught off HB pier. I have mixed feelings about its demise....
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08/25/11 @ 12:53 pm
In one 24 hour period, what is the " normal" amount of times to "rub one out?" -...
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08/25/11 @ 12:55 pm
I'm just asking questions here. I don't claim to have any answers. -Noodles
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08/25/11 @ 2:15 pm
So18 is too many? Are we sure we're talking about the same things? -Noodles
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08/25/11 @ 2:49 pm
The candles on my balcony have been lit all day. I'm speaking euphemistically, o...
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08/25/11 @ 2:52 pm
I just noticed that my mirror is not directly above my sink. That's not a euphem...
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08/25/11 @ 2:56 pm
Don't blame me. Whoever gave me the keys to the bands twittermobile is the real...
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08/25/11 @ 4:09 pm
That's the first time those allegations have ever been leveled against me.
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08/25/11 @ 4:19 pm
"You cause me to weep, you cause me to mourn, you cause me to leave my home." Pr...
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08/25/11 @ 4:31 pm
@lackofscrubbrush OMG! You should see what I've done to this toilet. -N
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08/25/11 @ 5:19 pm
@justhadfishfordinner Why do I keep getting tartar sauce on everything? That's d...
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